I'd like to thank God for making me an atheist.

That's what life is, it's the small struggles. You walk down the street for half an hour, you see half an hour of drama. You don't need convoluted plot lines. You don't need long-lost brothers. You don't need it's set on the future; it's set on the moon.

I can't find someone funny whom I don't like. Hitler told great jokes. I didn't find it funny at all.

It will be great to play a short, fat sweaty loser for a change.

I never had a plan. I just sort of ambled along, doing exactly what I wanted every day of my life.

Know your limitations and be content with them. Too much ambition results in promotion to a job you can't do.

Being honest is what counts. To make the ordinary extraordinary is so much better than starting with the extraordinary.