I'd like to thank God for making me an atheist.

There are good and bad critics like good or bad artists. A good critic says why they didn't like it. A bad critic gives it away that they don't like you as a person. I quite like that as well, because it means that I've won.

Your God is the best God. In fact, he's the only God. All other Gods are ridiculous, made up rubbish. Not yours though. Yours is real.

Animals are not here for us to do as we please with. We are not their superiors, we are their equals. We are their family. Be kind to them.

If you can't joke about the most horrendous things in the world, what's the point of jokes? What's the point in having humor? Humor is to get us over terrible things.

Same-sex marriage is not a gay privilege, it's equal rights.

Popularity and democracy aren't a judge, they're just stats.