Comedy is a medicine - a healing process that can help people get through difficult times and understand things better

Next time someone tells me they believe in God, I'll say 'Oh which one? Zeus? Hades? Jupiter? Mars? Odin? Thor? Krishna? Vishnu? Ra?...' If they say 'Just God. I only believe in the one God,' I'll point out that they are nearly as atheistic as me. I don't believe in 2,870 gods, and they don't believe in 2,869.

If your boss is getting you down, look at him through the prongs of a fork and imagine him in jail.

I think sometimes you get given a good pile of goodwill, and it's whether you use it up in the first six months or spread it out over a career.

I use people's real voices because I want realism. So often I mention the actors' physicality because I want it to be like a real documentary.

We shouldn't even need the word 'atheism'. If people didn't invent ridiculous imaginary gods, rational people wouldn't have to deny them.

Take a picture not a trophy This is how real men shoot animals