Comedy is a medicine - a healing process that can help people get through difficult times and understand things better

I like my baths really deep and hot. But washing everything only takes a few minutes. So I thought it would be a waste to just flush all that water away. So there was nothing else to do but take pictures of myself trying to look as horrendous as possible. Oh my, what have I started?

I think, as a comedian, the funniest you can be is with people you know, and [whom] you've known for years, in a pub. That's as funny as you get, and so the aim [while stand-up] is to get that funny on stage with 5,000 strangers, to get that funny in a room where people shouldn't be listening but they are.

I remember the first check I got for 'The Office,' and it made me feel sad. It ruined it. ... Because there was sort of a nobility in poverty.

Whether you understand they evolved over billions of years or believe that a God made them all one afternoon, please be kind to animals.

Comedy is a medicine - a healing process that can help people get through difficult times and understand things better

You do your own thing and you see if you survive.