I'm basically a 'do unto others' type person. I don't have any religious feelings because I'm an atheist, but I live my life like there's a God. And if there was he'd probably love me.

The grass isn't always greener on the other side!

Be happy. It really annoys negative people.

The simple fact is, offense is taken, not given.

If your boss is getting you down, look at him through the prongs of a fork and imagine him in jail.

If there is a God, why did he make me an atheist?

Take a picture not a trophy This is how real men shoot animals