...funny how people want a return to the good ole days. Of coarse the good ole days of being a rich white plantation owner. Everyone seems to forget the poor white farmer.

Pornography exists for the lonesome, the ugly, the fearful - it's made for the losers.

The writer's job is not to write a novel, hold it up and say, “Here I am,” but to write a novel, hold it up and say, “Here YOU are.

I think the reason I choose the comic approach so often is because it's harder, therefore affording me the opportunity to show off. Also, a comic vision is my natural world view, but I've grown up in spite of myself and I can pass the comic twist if it detracts from what the characters need. Yes, the life of a saint is hard.

I am a comic writer, which means I get to slay the dragons, and shoot the bull.

No government has the right to tell its citizens when or whom to love

I think the reason I choose the comic approach so often is because it's harder, therefore affording me the opportunity to show off.