whoever said progress was a positive thing has never been to Florida or California.

I believe every change any word has undergone probably originated in ignorance.

Happiness is pretty simple: someone to love, something to do, something to look forward to.

I became a lesbian because of women, because women are beautiful, strong, and compassionate.

Death is a greatly overrated experience. I hated Mother's and I'm not looking forward to my own. Apart from the sorrow there are the bills to be paid. Nobody dies for free.

In sports, as in love, one can never pretend.

Self-pity is the simplest luxury.