I think the reason I choose the comic approach so often is because it's harder, therefore affording me the opportunity to show off.

Dean: Don't you find that somewhat of an aberration? Doesn't this disturb you my dear? After all, it's not normal. Molly: I know it's not normal for people in this world to be happy, and I'm happy.

For you to be successful, sacrifices must be made. It's better that they are made by others but failing that, you'll have to make them yourself.

So much of life is happenstance. It makes me laugh when I go to a bookstore and see all those titles about controlling your life. You're lucky if you can control your bladder.

Art is moral passion married to entertainment. Moral passion without entertainment is propaganda, and entertainment without moral passion is television.

Dying's not so bad. At least I won't have to answer the telephone.

I think gay people are like blondes: There're fewer of them but they have more fun.