About all you can do in life is be who you are.
If it weren't for the last minute, nothing would get done.
Life is too short to be miserable.
You're nothing in America if you don't have debt.
Death is a greatly overrated experience. I hated Mother's and I'm not looking forward to my own. Apart from the sorrow there are the bills to be paid. Nobody dies for free.
Where there is no faith, devils are a necessity.