Life is too short to be miserable.

Intuition is a suspension of logic due to impatience.

Mother believed in enjoying herself. Aunt Mimi believed in enjoying herself, then feeling guilty about it.

I believe every change any word has undergone probably originated in ignorance.

If you don't like my book, write your own. If you don't think you can write a novel, that ought to tell you something. If you think you can, do. No excuses. If you still don't like my novel, find a book you do like. Life is too short to be miserable. If you do like my novels, I commend your good taste.

I have finally figured out that the purpose of life is to enjoy it.

I believe all literature started as gossip.