In sports, as in love, one can never pretend.

Life is unjust, people can be cruel, and yet if you harden your heart, you will lose what little love there is in this world.

Sex is a pleasurable exercise in plumbing, but be careful or you'll get yeast in your drain tap.

I think the reason I choose the comic approach so often is because it's harder, therefore affording me the opportunity to show off.

If critics want to help me, let them come sit next to me while I'm writing.

I earned two Emmy nominations for writing, and two of the shows I had written were nominated for best in their category.

I still miss those I loved who are no longer with me but I find I am grateful for having loved them. The gratitude has finally conquered the loss.