When God made man she was practicing.

My lesbianism is an act of Christian charity. All those women out there praying for a man, and I'm giving them my share.

It really doesn't take brains to be a politician as much as it takes stomach. Both would be nice, but in America we have accepted diminishing returns in this arena.

The process of writing, any form of creativity, is a power intensifying life.

If the world were a logical place, men would ride side saddle.

I mean, what do people talk about when they're married?" "Their kids, I guess." "Maybe that's all they have in common.

I've met many irresponsible people in my life but never an irresponsible cat.