Gossip is irresponsible communication. Irresponsible because it is at the expense of another person who is not there to defend herself. Irresponsible because it is not constructive: it helps no one, least of all the person being gossiped about.

Monogamy is contrary to nature but necessary for the greater social good.

Unfortunately, Susan didn't remember what Jane Fulton once said, 'Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.

Do not judge. Never presume to judge another human being anyway. That's up to heaven.

There's a thin line between collectivity and chaos.

Sex is a pleasurable exercise in plumbing, but be careful or you'll get yeast in your drain tap.

I have finally figured out that the purpose of life is to enjoy it.