If critics want to help me, let them come sit next to me while I'm writing.

American hunting is quite different from English hunting because we don't hunt to kill. Even if I wanted to kill a fox, I couldn't. They're too smart and they have too many ways to escape me, whereas they don't in England.

About all you can do in life is be who you are.

Anyone of my generation who trusts government probably has an I.Q. that would make a good golf score.

There are very few people who are creative and imaginative. Therefore, fiction is difficult for people to embrace.

Sex is a pleasurable exercise in plumbing, but be careful or you'll get yeast in your drain tap.

... I distrust manifest knowledge.