When God made man she was practicing.
Book tours are like boot camp but with little sleep and less food.
The last thing I have to say is that ice is the past tense of water. I've always wanted to write that sentence and now I have.
One thing Mom taught me, "You're going to be dead a long time, so do it now!"
Never underestimate the power of self-absorption, including your parents' self-absorption.
There hasn't been a day in my life since I started Latin in ninth grade that I haven't benefited by the lives of the ancients.