As a woman, I find it very embarrassing to be in a meeting and realize I'm the only one in the room with balls.

What's the point of being a lesbian if a woman is going to look and act like an imitation man?

There's a thin line between collectivity and chaos.

Sex is a pleasurable exercise in plumbing, but be careful or you'll get yeast in your drain tap.

[A pariah is] something like a martyr with more suffering and less class.

Art is moral passion married to entertainment. Moral passion without entertainment is propaganda, and entertainment without moral passion is television.

Mothers have a habit of proving right except you don't find that out until you're the age your mother was when she gave you the advice.