As a woman, I find it very embarrassing to be in a meeting and realize I'm the only one in the room with balls.

Intuition is a suspension of logic due to impatience.

Guilt is a Jewish invention improved upon by Christians for the last two thousand years.

friendship is love made bearable.

Pornography exists for the lonesome, the ugly, the fearful - it's made for the losers.

Seriousness is the refuge of the shallow. There are events and personal experiences that call forth seriousness but they are fewer than most of us think.

I hate the telephone. I think the lowest circle of hell is reserved for Alexander Graham Bell.