Computer dating? It's terrific if you're a computer!

The only merciful thing about drug abuse is the speed with which it devastates you. Alcoholics can take decades to destroy themselves and everyone they touch. The drug addict can accomplish this in a year or two. Of course, suicide is even more efficient.

I do think women avoid power. Power assumes responsibility and accountability, and I think many, many women want to have it both ways.

If critics want to help me, let them come sit next to me while I'm writing.

The last thing I have to say is that ice is the past tense of water. I've always wanted to write that sentence and now I have.

Whoever heard of a neurotic frog? Where do humans get off thinking they're the pinnacle of evolution?

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.