One thing Mom taught me, "You're going to be dead a long time, so do it now!"
What's the point of being a lesbian if a woman is going to look and act like an imitation man?
There are more differences between poor people than between middle-class people.
Mothers have a habit of proving right except you don't find that out until you're the age your mother was when she gave you the advice.
I finally figured out the only reason to be alive is to enjoy it.
Guilt is a Jewish invention improved upon by Christians for the last two thousand years.