Gambling operates under the premise that greed can be satisfied by luck.

It's an act of faith to be a writer in a postliterate world.

I think the reason I choose the comic approach so often is because it's harder, therefore affording me the opportunity to show off.

When I got [my] library card, that was when my life began.

Whoever heard of a neurotic frog? Where do humans get off thinking they're the pinnacle of evolution?

Femininity and masculinity are social constructs. Female and male are biological. We don't have to learn to be men or women but we do have to learn to be ladies and gentlemen.

If Michaelangelo were a heterosexual, the Sistine Chapel would have been painted basic white and with a roller.