In America the word revolutionary is used to sell pantyhose.

I am a comic writer, which means I get to slay the dragons, and shoot the bull.

The owner of Mojo's was a suicide blonde, dyed by her own hand.

Whoever heard of a neurotic frog? Where do humans get off thinking they're the pinnacle of evolution?

People aren't grapes - you can't weigh them in a bunch, but I guess it's easier than dealing with people as individuals.

People are like tea bags; you never know how strong they'll be until they're in hot water. In times of trouble, you not only discover what you truly believe but whether or not you can act on your beliefs.

Familiarity breeds consent.