In America the word revolutionary is used to sell pantyhose.

In sports, as in love, one can never pretend.

So much of life is happenstance. It makes me laugh when I go to a bookstore and see all those titles about controlling your life. You're lucky if you can control your bladder.

Humor comes from self-confidence.

He unzipped his pants and his brains fell out.

Sport strips away personality, letting the white bone of character shine through. Sport gives players an opportunity to know and test themselves. The great difference between sport and art is that sport, like a sonnet, forces beauty within its own system. Art, on the other hand, cyclically destroys boundaries and breaks free.

I am a comic writer, which means I get to slay the dragons, and shoot the bull.