Armies are dependent on youthful male ignorance.

I mean, what do people talk about when they're married?" "Their kids, I guess." "Maybe that's all they have in common.

I think of birth as the search for a larger apartment.

whoever said progress was a positive thing has never been to Florida or California.

Never underestimate the power of self-absorption, including your parents' self-absorption.

As for loving woman, I have never understood why some people had a fit. I still don't. It seems fine to me. If an individual is productive responsible, and energetic, why should her choice in a partner make such a fuss? The government is only too happy to take my tax money and yet they uphold legislation that keeps me a second class citizen. Surely, there should be a tax break for those of us who are robbed of full and equal participation and protection in the life of our nation.

Virginia Woolf said that writers must be androgynous. I'll go a step further. You must be bisexual.