Book tours are like boot camp but with little sleep and less food.

The price of dishonesty is self-destruction.

As a woman, I find it very embarrassing to be in a meeting and realize I'm the only one in the room with balls.

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.

I love literature, the English language and storytelling. I also have thirty horses and seventy foxhounds to feed.

It really doesn't take brains to be a politician as much as it takes stomach. Both would be nice, but in America we have accepted diminishing returns in this arena.

I think gay people are like blondes: There're fewer of them but they have more fun.