Life is too short to be miserable.
I think gay people are like blondes: There're fewer of them but they have more fun.
He unzipped his pants and his brains fell out.
Whoever heard of a neurotic frog? Where do humans get off thinking they're the pinnacle of evolution?
It's an act of faith to be a writer in a postliterate world.
About all you can do in life is be who you are.