The last thing I have to say is that ice is the past tense of water. I've always wanted to write that sentence and now I have.

He tried to drown his troubles but they knew how to swim.

I mean, what do people talk about when they're married?" "Their kids, I guess." "Maybe that's all they have in common.

Intuition is a suspension of logic due to impatience.

We animals live life in all its glorious uncertainty. Why do politicians think they can control events?

[A pariah is] something like a martyr with more suffering and less class.

What's the point of being a lesbian if a woman is going to look and act like an imitation man?