One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.
I have finally figured out that the purpose of life is to enjoy it.
If critics want to help me, let them come sit next to me while I'm writing.
Women who love women are Lesbians. Men, because they can only think of women in sexual terms, define Lesbian as sex between women.
The last thing I have to say is that ice is the past tense of water. I've always wanted to write that sentence and now I have.
It really doesn't take brains to be a politician as much as it takes stomach. Both would be nice, but in America we have accepted diminishing returns in this arena.