I have finally figured out that the purpose of life is to enjoy it.

I believe all literature started as gossip.

Women need to feel loved and men need to feel needed.

We all want to leave our children the Garden of Eden and we wind up giving them hardscrabble.

American hunting is quite different from English hunting because we don't hunt to kill. Even if I wanted to kill a fox, I couldn't. They're too smart and they have too many ways to escape me, whereas they don't in England.

My lesbianism is an act of Christian charity. All those women out there praying for a man, and I'm giving them my share.

About all you can do in life is be who you are.