Oh where, oh where had Snow White gone? She'd found it easy, being pretty To hitch a ride into the city.

Books shouldn't be daunting, they should be funny, exciting and wonderful.

The prime function of the children's book writer is to write a book that is so absorbing, exciting, funny, fast and beautiful that the child will fall in love with it. And that first love affair between the young child and the young book will lead hopefully to other loves for other books and when that happens the battle is probably won. The child will have found a crock of gold. He will also have gained something that will help to carry him most marvelously through the tangles of his later years. Roald Dahl

Two rights don't equal a left.

Hooray!" said the Chief of the Army. "Let's blow everyone up! Bang-bang! Bang-bang!

All the reading she had done had given her a view of life that they had never seen.

You is getting nosier than a parker.