This limited theatrical release was a nice little bonus that I never expected.
Once I found out how much an Off-Off-Broadway actor makes, I was whoring myself out the next day.
I touched an Oscar once. Friend of mine has one, for writing. As soon as I touched it, he said, Now you'll never win one.
I've got like a week and a half left, all bets are off.
It looks like garbage, my ass. But trust me, you're lucky it's not full-frontal.
I've always defined myself as a writer, I've never decided what it was I was gonna write. [...] I always fancied myself one, but I'm not. I'm so far from a writer.