Once I found out how much an Off-Off-Broadway actor makes, I was whoring myself out the next day.

I learned more about elections on election night 2000 than I ever did during my 16 years of schooling.

I've always defined myself as a writer, I've never decided what it was I was gonna write. [...] I always fancied myself one, but I'm not. I'm so far from a writer.

Ethanol is, in its pure form, just as much of a sham as oil.

Apparently it's cool to watch The Daily Show.

For most of my life, I was a worrier and an over-thinker. I had pretty bad social anxiety.

I didn't really feel 100 percent comfortable until we started working on the 2004 election.