Once I found out how much an Off-Off-Broadway actor makes, I was whoring myself out the next day.

I was going out for absolutely everything that was in Backstage.

The first year or so on The Daily Show is pretty intense in terms of travel. You're going to the worst places in the country, talking to the craziest people in the world.

Once I found out how much an Off-Off-Broadway actor makes, I was whoring myself out the next day.

I touched an Oscar once. Friend of mine has one, for writing. As soon as I touched it, he said, Now you'll never win one.

For most of my life, I was a worrier and an over-thinker. I had pretty bad social anxiety.

I really think of it - acting and writing and producing, whatever - as shipping. You gotta ship. Put the widget together in the easiest, quickest way possible and ship the product.