It looks like garbage, my ass. But trust me, you're lucky it's not full-frontal.

People want other people to know that they share our sensibility even if they're not exactly sure what that sensibility is.

Ethanol is, in its pure form, just as much of a sham as oil.

I am realizing how old I am 'cause I am meeting so many people that were born in the 80s, which is crazy to me that I was going through puberty and [they weren't] even alive.

I want to manufacture a feud.

The head writer loves that my character is a boor.

I always fancied myself more of an actor than a comedian before I realized that only assholes make that kind of distinction.