It looks like garbage, my ass. But trust me, you're lucky it's not full-frontal.

I don't know how this company got the name National Shakespeare Company, because it was literally like retards employing retards.

Anything that you can do a tiny bit of research about, I'll turn it into an obsession.

If it's January, I'm dead in three hours. But in June, I'd be hungry, but I'd make it out. I'd find my way without a map or compass. I say that with confidence. I can build a fire without a match.

I don't like gadgets for their own sake. I like gadgets that are tools. And I like simple gadgets that do one thing really well like a hammer.

I get all of my comedy from CNN.

I'd played a lot of best friends, and/or bad guys, which seems to be my lot in life. In romantic comedies there's always a best friend and the woman has a best friend and they always antagonise each other and then they end up together at the end of the movie.