It looks like garbage, my ass. But trust me, you're lucky it's not full-frontal.

If people see me in some sort of niche, then that's fine. As long as it's not "The Naked Guy." I don't care.

I touched an Oscar once. Friend of mine has one, for writing. As soon as I touched it, he said, Now you'll never win one.

Once I found out how much an Off-Off-Broadway actor makes, I was whoring myself out the next day.

I don't like gadgets for their own sake. I like gadgets that are tools. And I like simple gadgets that do one thing really well like a hammer.

I didn't really feel 100 percent comfortable until we started working on the 2004 election.

For most of my life, I was a worrier and an over-thinker. I had pretty bad social anxiety.