I get all of my comedy from CNN.

Ethanol is, in its pure form, just as much of a sham as oil.

I've always wanted to be an actor. I didn't get into this game to be the best improviser in the world. I didn't choose improv as a stepping stone, it just happened to become one.

I just want to do cool stuff.

I touched an Oscar once. Friend of mine has one, for writing. As soon as I touched it, he said, Now you'll never win one.

I have a wife and two daughters; people who depend on me. Everything is more important than it was when I was 20. But now I'm like, "Eh, I made it this far."

I didn't really feel 100 percent comfortable until we started working on the 2004 election.