I actually got the part. And I thought, Well, I'll do it for a while. I'll just quit if it's stupid.
It looks like garbage, my ass. But trust me, you're lucky it's not full-frontal.
Apparently it's cool to watch The Daily Show.
Once I found out how much an Off-Off-Broadway actor makes, I was whoring myself out the next day.
Anything that you can do a tiny bit of research about, I'll turn it into an obsession.
I get all of my comedy from CNN.