Ethanol is, in its pure form, just as much of a sham as oil.

I peed in my wife's boot once. On honeymoon, in Madrid, we were drinking absinthe and somehow made it back to our hotel. I don't remember a second of this, but my wife woke up to this noise. Two of her boots were in the corner, one had fallen down and the other was standing up and I was peeing into it! It was a hole, and it looked like a toilet. She said: "Rob, wake up, you're peeing into my shoe!"

I am realizing how old I am 'cause I am meeting so many people that were born in the 80s, which is crazy to me that I was going through puberty and [they weren't] even alive.

Once I found out how much an Off-Off-Broadway actor makes, I was whoring myself out the next day.

I didn't hang any pictures in my office for a year because I thought that I would be jinxing myself and have to take them down the next day.

This limited theatrical release was a nice little bonus that I never expected.

The show is a satire, which gives us freedom to do anything we want. Satire is the magic word that wipes away any culpability. The media is jealous of this freedom.