Ethanol is, in its pure form, just as much of a sham as oil.

If it's January, I'm dead in three hours. But in June, I'd be hungry, but I'd make it out. I'd find my way without a map or compass. I say that with confidence. I can build a fire without a match.

I get all of my comedy from CNN.

The first year or so on The Daily Show is pretty intense in terms of travel. You're going to the worst places in the country, talking to the craziest people in the world.

I've got like a week and a half left, all bets are off.

You're encouraged to pitch your own story. That way, you'll have more control over what you do.

I am realizing how old I am 'cause I am meeting so many people that were born in the 80s, which is crazy to me that I was going through puberty and [they weren't] even alive.