Ethanol is, in its pure form, just as much of a sham as oil.

If you have a secret, people will sit a little bit closer.

Anything that you can do a tiny bit of research about, I'll turn it into an obsession.

My job was basically to look at a good friend completely naked and rub lotion on her back. I was naked too, but I got to put a towel on almost immediately. So I was like, "Well, this is going to be embarrassing, but it's also going to be kinda awesome."

Once I found out how much an Off-Off-Broadway actor makes, I was whoring myself out the next day.

If it's January, I'm dead in three hours. But in June, I'd be hungry, but I'd make it out. I'd find my way without a map or compass. I say that with confidence. I can build a fire without a match.

I'm a complete egomaniac. It makes me feel terrible to say [being interviewed] is hard. It's taxing in a way. Just 'cause it's a lot of mental energy just to keep focused. I actually think it's harder for journalists.