I want to manufacture a feud.

I didn't hang any pictures in my office for a year because I thought that I would be jinxing myself and have to take them down the next day.

It looks like garbage, my ass. But trust me, you're lucky it's not full-frontal.

I actually got the part. And I thought, Well, I'll do it for a while. I'll just quit if it's stupid.

I don't like gadgets for their own sake. I like gadgets that are tools. And I like simple gadgets that do one thing really well like a hammer.

I am realizing how old I am 'cause I am meeting so many people that were born in the 80s, which is crazy to me that I was going through puberty and [they weren't] even alive.

I learned more about elections on election night 2000 than I ever did during my 16 years of schooling.