It makes me sad that corporations and media and Hollywood conspire to make people feel terrible about their bodies from the second they wake up ,so I sort of try to subversively undercut that.

It's a good idea to have a break, to let your mind rest and so you can start to cultivate ideas.

But I also know in standup, there's nowhere to hide. You get on stage and you deliver, or you are eviscerated and you are thrown into a pile of bodies at the bottom of a mountain.

In high school, I definitely fancied myself an intense guy, which is so lame.

People who concern themselves with the rights of other adults who engage in consensual acts involving sex, love, and/or eating croissants together are damaged and in pain.

Depression taught me the importance of compassion and hard work, and that you can overcome enormous obstacles.

I hate wearing suits and ties.