I had always loved comedy, and acted out Steve Martin and Bill Cosby albums with my sister for my parents on road trips and stuff, and I loved to laugh and make people laugh.
I no longer believe in freedom of speech.
In high school, I definitely fancied myself an intense guy, which is so lame.
On Twitter, I just want to make you laugh at all costs.
My stand-up is far more rooted in reality than my Twitter.
People who concern themselves with the rights of other adults who engage in consensual acts involving sex, love, and/or eating croissants together are damaged and in pain.