I hate wearing suits and ties.

I was an extroverted kid and performed, like, acting and singing. Then, the older I got, I realized I enjoyed performing things that I came up with myself more and I enjoyed making people laugh more than making people cry or think.

Elderly people, I have found, when they're being honest, are also scumbags, and enjoy a little prurient humour as well.

The danger for a comedian on Twitter is the same danger that any civilian faces: sometimes you gotta put that phone down and go live your life. When you're on Twitter, you're not living, and if you're not living, you're not taking in stimuli with which you can create new material.

If you have an opinion on what other adults do consensually with other adults when they take their pants off, you're a weirdo.

It's a good idea to have a break, to let your mind rest and so you can start to cultivate ideas.

Comedians who are 22 years old can certainly be funny and clever, and be capable of telling jokes - but are they talking about their favorite TV shows, or a particular brand of shampoo?