All the shows we did pre-airdate, and I'd come out - "Rob Lowe!" - and it was [Offers bored applause.] After the show aired? I came out - "Rob Lowe!" - and the place was, like, bedlam. And then the next week, they wouldn't let anyone under the age of 20 into the audience. And I'm going, "So that's how it works! Okay!"

[The Outsiders] was very competitive, in the best possible way. Full of love, full of companionship and fellowship, pranks and practical jokes and ball-busting.

The media have such a strong hand in deciding what people's perceptions are. They decide what the agenda is going to be, what the issues are.

I don't like any sport where you're already exhausted when you're done putting on the equipment.

Sampling, statisticians have told us, is a much more effective way of getting a good census.

Sobriety was the greatest gift I ever gave myself.

I remember Tucker Toomey was named so because "T's are funny!" And if Garry Marshall says it's funny, by god, it must be so.