All of his life had been about making sure I kept mine.
Look at the ex-demon with his big boy pants on now.
Home is where the heart is or where you bury the ones you want to eat later.
When life gives you lemons. . . You might as well shove 'em where the sun don't shine, because you sure as hell aren't ever going to see any lemonade.
People--stupid when they lived; potentially stupid when they died.
I raised another shot. "That sound you hear is the heads of moral conservatives spontaneously exploding in the distance.