Good evening everybody, my name is Robbie Williams, this is my band and for the next two hours YOUR ASS IS MINE!

I've nothing against anyone following their dreams - but not if they're crap.

I like me food. I also don't like me exercising. It's something me don't do very well. But it's something I've got to get into.

People change. I wouldn't like to be accountable for the interviews I've done, or the person I was when I was 20, 21.

I've got this brilliant thing where I go, 'I'm Robbie Williams', and people are interested in what I want to say - which is amazing because I'm just an idiot from Stoke-on-Trent.

I like to be comfortable, but I do enjoy being a British gent and dressing up a bit.

I enjoy nakedness. I am a bit of a naturist at heart.