Good evening everybody, my name is Robbie Williams, this is my band and for the next two hours YOUR ASS IS MINE!

(Britney Spears) went in for knee surgery and came out a little top heavy.

Oh Lord, make me pure, but not yet.

I spent a lot of my twenties wanting a maid, really. I thought I wanted a relationship, but I just wanted somebody to fix and nurse me, and I'd take her hostage for six months. When you're 23, 24, you want to be in a relationship because they look brilliant - you've heard all the songs about it and seen all the movies and it looks great.

I'm a bit of a slag... Some people don't think it's very nice, but I don't care... I've got hormones, and sex is there, so why not? Sex is good. Everybody does it, and everybody should!

I am not as bad as people would suggest. Not as good as I would like to be.

I feel like I'm always having to justify why I haven't kept in touch with anyone from the old days in Stoke-on-Trent, but I'm like that with anybody. I don't let anybody in. I just rely on myself.