I think you're very lucky to find somebody you can coexist with without straying or going mad or being angry. That's whether you're Liam Gallagher and Nicole Appleton, Robbie Williams and Ayda Field, or Tim and June from down the road.

I have only one ambition, which is to be famous.

Everyone likes at least one Elvis song....Me, I love them all. He was, is and will remain the ultimate rock star.

You don't want the truth. Truth is boring.

I'm quite open to the fact that I might be a tinfoil-hat freak

There's no point regretting things. If you can't do the time, don't do the crime. Life's too short to worry about things I've said.

Inside me there is a fat man dying to get out.