I'm off everything apart from the fags and the coffee. I don't know if it's worked. It works up until you take your first drink.

It would be great to see somebody like Kid Rock kissing a man. But I'm sure that he wouldn't like the prospect of it put to him, and I won't even go there with Eminem.

I'm quite open to the fact that I might be a tinfoil-hat freak

Is there a tumor in your humor?

An awful lot of gay pop stars pretend to be straight. I'm going to start a movement of straight pop stars pretending to be gay.

The problem is, I don't think I've got too much to offer at the minute. I'm busy working on myself. This sounds like real therapy talk, but it's like, you've got to be happy with yourself before you can go out and get yourself a girl.

You can't argue with popularity. Well, you could, but you'd be wrong!