I'm off everything apart from the fags and the coffee. I don't know if it's worked. It works up until you take your first drink.

I'm a born entertainer. When I open the fridge door and the light goes on, I burst into song.

I'm really, really enjoying myself, I seem to have a lot of purpose in my life. I'm enjoying what I'm doing, you know, and people are liking it. So, it's great, you know.

Oh Lord, make me pure, but not yet.

I'm a bit of a slag... Some people don't think it's very nice, but I don't care... I've got hormones, and sex is there, so why not? Sex is good. Everybody does it, and everybody should!

When Daddy goes to work, there's a mouth to feed, a point to life and a reason to do things

When I first met him [David Beckham] I didn't know whether to shake his hand or lick his face.