Sex is good. Everybody does it and everybody should.

When Daddy goes to work, there's a mouth to feed, a point to life and a reason to do things

I think there are ghosts. I haven't seen or heard anything. I've definitely felt something, but it's not scary.

I can do anything I want to do really, I might as well.

I like me food. I also don't like me exercising. It's something me don't do very well. But it's something I've got to get into.

I'm a born entertainer. When I open the fridge door and the light goes on, I burst into song.

I know I'm gonna die so my revenge is living well.