I sit and talk to God, and he just laughs at my plans.

Don't throw me teddy-bears, I'm 23! I'm a man! Throw me condoms or money! Paper, not coins.

I refuse to totally grow up. I've always been someone who says and does things that push politically correct boundaries.

I've been watching what I eat. When I was putting on all the weight, I was drinking Guinness and not eating. I didn't have room to because I was drinking all the time.

Hell is gone and heaven's here,there's nothing left for you to fear.

I like me food. I also don't like me exercising. It's something me don't do very well. But it's something I've got to get into.

I'd make a better U.S. president than George W. Bush. Bush is an idiot. I'm a better public speaker than him. It makes you wonder about the voters.