I'm sure that when my daughter will bring home her first boyfriend I'll? be so intimidating that he'll run away, but embarrassing as well, just to have a bit of fun.

We know we are falling from grace, millennium.

I enjoy nakedness. I am a bit of a naturist at heart.

There aren't many great adverts for marriage or parenthood. It always looks so stressful, and that's what I've been scared of. What you don't realise is how much you're going to get back.

I met Courtney Love and she said she'd like to sleep with me, but she couldn't cos of my "pop-star thing"... so I said to her I couldn't sleep with her either - cos of her 'ugly thing'.

I like to be comfortable, but I do enjoy being a British gent and dressing up a bit.

Sex is good. Everybody does it and everybody should.