I've nothing against anyone following their dreams - but not if they're crap.
I'm a born entertainer. When I open the fridge door and the light goes on, I burst into song.
There aren't many great adverts for marriage or parenthood. It always looks so stressful, and that's what I've been scared of. What you don't realise is how much you're going to get back.
I don't want to die but I ain't keen on living either
Sometimes I feel like I'm sailing on a sunken dream
I'm a bit of a slag... Some people don't think it's very nice, but I don't care... I've got hormones, and sex is there, so why not? Sex is good. Everybody does it, and everybody should!