When I first met him [David Beckham] I didn't know whether to shake his hand or lick his face.

If you want to sell the most records, duet with me. If you need someone to come in and bless your record sales, I'm your man.

Madonna looked amazing. I can't believe she's 89 and looks like that.

All your friends think you're satisfied, but they can't see your soul, no, no, no.

There's no point regretting things. If you can't do the time, don't do the crime. Life's too short to worry about things I've said.

Sex is good. Everybody does it and everybody should.

Tel Aviv, Israel, me, Robbie Williams. I'm coming to see you. It's like a first date. I've got butterflies in my stomache, I can't wait. I hope you feel the same way too. There will be singing, there will be dancing, there will be banter, there will be love. Mainly from me, beaming it to you, from my heart into your heads and minds.