Death isn't funny." "Then why are there so many jokes about death? Jill, with us — us humans — death is so sad that we must laugh at it.

Those who refuse to support and defend the state have no claim to protection by that state. Killing an anarchist or a pacifist should not be considered "murder" in a legalistic sense. The offense against the state, if any, should be "Using deadly weapons within city limits," or "Creating a traffic hazard," or other misdemeanor.

Logic is a feeble reed, friend. "Logic" proved that airplanes can't fly and that H-bombs won't work and that stones don't fall out of the sky. Logic is a way of saying that anything which didn't happen yesterday won't happen tomorrow.

Come Judgment Day, we may find that Mumbo Jumbo the God of the Congo was the Big Boss all along.

How you behave toward cats here below determines your status in Heaven.

Tilting at windmills hurts you more than the windmills.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwards.