When you vote, you are exercising political authority, you're using force. And force, my friends, is violence. The supreme authority from which all other authorities are derived.

He's as weird as snake's suspenders but sweet as a stolen kiss, too.

I don't trust a man who talks about ethics when he is picking my pocket. But if he is acting in his own self-interest and says so, I have usually been able to work out some way to do business with him.

Make money, lose money - who cares? The idea is to enjoy it.

The lessons of history teach us - if the lessons of history teach us anything - that nobody learns the lessons that history teaches us.

Some logics get nervous breakdowns. Overloaded phone system behaves like frightened child. Mike did not have upsets, acquired sense of humor instead. Low one. If he were a man, you wouldn't dare stoop over. His idea of thigh-slapper would be to dump you out of bed — or put itch powder in pressure suit.

I came, I saw, she conquered." The original Latin seems to have been garbled.