Ninety percent of all human wisdom is the ability to mind your own business.

Take care of the cojones and the frijoles will take care of themselves. Try to have getaway money - but don't be fanatic about it.

Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors... and miss.

You got the impression that he never needed to sleep - just ten-thousand-mile checkups and dust him off occasionally.

Stupidity is the only natural capital offense.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwards.

In a mature society, 'civil servant' is semantically equal to 'civil master.'