Ninety percent of all human wisdom is the ability to mind your own business.

God split himself into a myriad parts that he might have friends. This may not be true, but it sounds good, and is no sillier than any other theology.

But, if there ever was a time in history when "peace" meant that there was no fighting going on, I have been unable to find out about it.

How you behave toward cats here below determines your status in Heaven.

An animal so poor in spirit that he won't even fight on his own behalf is already an evolutionary dead end; the best he can do for his breed is to crawl off and die, and not pass on his defective genes.

A zygote is a gamete's way of producing more gametes. This may be the purpose of the universe.

We came here for a small, informal meeting. We find you've turned it into a circus. Well, if you're going to have a circus, you've got to have elephants.