When he kisses you he isn't doing anything else. You're his whole universe, and the moment is eternal because he doesn't have any plans and isn't going anywhere. Just kissing you ... it's overwhelming.

The death rate is the same for us as for anybody ... one person, one death, sooner or later.

In a mature society, 'civil servant' is semantically equal to 'civil master.'

Whores perform the same function as priests, but far more thoroughly.

Take care of the cojones and the frijoles will take care of themselves. Try to have getaway money - but don't be fanatic about it.

The human race divides politically into those who want people to be controlled and those who have no such desire.

You got the impression that he never needed to sleep - just ten-thousand-mile checkups and dust him off occasionally.