My old man taught me two things: 'Mind own business' and 'Always cut cards.'

My old man taught me two things: 'Mind own business' and 'Always cut cards.'

If a grasshopper tries to fight a lawnmower, one may admire his courage but not his judgement.

Age does not bring wisdom... but it does give perspective... and the saddest sight of all is to see, far behind you, temptations you've resisted.

Your enemy is never a villain in his own eyes. Keep this in mind; it may offer a way to make him your friend. If not, you can kill him without hate — and quickly.

Man is not a rational animal, he is a rationalizing animal.

Small change can often be found under seat cushions.