My old man taught me two things: 'Mind own business' and 'Always cut cards.'

The correct way to punctuate a sentence that states: "Of course it is none of my business, but -- " is to place a period after the word "but." Don't use excessive force in supplying such a moron with a period. Cutting his throat is only a momentary pleasure and is bound to get you talked about.

Everything in excess! To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites. Moderation is for monks.

Finish what you start. Keep submitting until it sells.

Most people who sneer at technology would starve to death if the engineering infrastructure were removed.

Faith is intellectual laziness.

God split himself into a myriad parts that he might have friends. This may not be true, but it sounds good, and is no sillier than any other theology.