Stupidity cannot be cured with money, or through education, or by legislation.

History does not record anywhere at any time a religion that has any rational basis. Religion is a crutch for people not strong enough to stand up to the unknown without help. But, like dandruff, most people do have a religion and spend time and money on it and seem to derive considerable pleasure from fiddling with it.

I believe in my neighbors. I know their faults and I know that their virtues far outweigh their faults.

In handling a stinging insect, move very slowly.

Money is truthful. If a man speaks of his honor, make him pay cash.

...I am opposed to all attempts to license or restrict the arming of individuals... I consider such laws a violation of civil liberty, subversive of democratic political institutions, and self-defeating in their purpose.

Oh, you have to charge 'em, Jubal. The marks won't pay attention if it's free.