Stupidity cannot be cured with money, or through education, or by legislation.

If I don’t start having service I’m going to swap you all for a dog and shoot the dog.

Anything free is worth what you pay for it.

But, do you know, once you get used to it's rather cute. I mean, if a girl looks alright to start with, she still looks alright with her head smooth.

Nobody has ever seen an electron. Nor a thought. You can't see a thought, you can't measure, weigh, nor taste it- but thoughts are the most real things in the Galaxy.

Love is what still goes on when you're not horny.

The Bible is such a gargantuan collection of conflicting values that anyone can prove anything from it.