Stupidity cannot be cured with money, or through education, or by legislation.

What a wonderful world it is that has girls in it!

Daughters can spend ten percent more than a man can make in any usual occupation. That’s a law of nature, to be known henceforth as ‘Harshaw’s Law.

Learn to say No—and to be rude about it when necessary. Otherwise you will not have time to carry out your duty, or to do your own work, and certainly no time for love and happiness. The termites will nibble away your life and leave none of it for you.

Waking a person unnecessarily should not be considered a capital crime. For a first offense, that is.

Each man is his own prisoner, in solitary confinement for life.

There are no dangerous weapons; there are only dangerous men.