Reason is poor propaganda when opposed by the yammering, unceasing lies of shrewd and evil and self-serving men.

It's a long story. Want a refill?" "No, let's start the steak. Where's the button?" "Right here." "Well, push it." "Me? You offered to cook." "Ben Caxton, I will lie here and starve before I will get up to push a button six inches from your finger" "As you wish." He pressed the button. "But don't forget who cooked dinner.

Drop dead-but first get permit

Cheops' Law: Nothing ever gets built on schedule or within budget.

Always cut the cards...and smile when you lose.

Have you ever known me to be rude to a lady?" "I have seen you be intentionally rude to a woman. I have never seen you be rude to a lady.

Abstract knowledge is always useful, sooner or later.