Reason is poor propaganda when opposed by the yammering, unceasing lies of shrewd and evil and self-serving men.

Sin is cruelty and injustice, all else is peccadillo. Oh, a sense of sin comes from violating the customs of your tribe. But breaking custom is not sin even when it feels so; sin is wronging another person.

Always tell her she is beautiful, especially if she is not.

Cats have no sense of humor, they have terribly inflated egos, and they are very touchy.

They didn't want it good, they wanted it Wednesday.

I am free, no matter what rules surround me. If I find them tolerable, I tolerate them; if I find them too obnoxious, I break them. I am free because I know that I alone am morally responsible for everything I do.

Art is the process of evoking pity and terror, which is not abstract at all but very human. What the self-styled modern artists are doing is a sort of unemotional pseudointellectual masturbation . . . whereas creative art is more like intercourse, in which the artist must seduce -- render emotional -- his audience, each time.