Logic is a feeble reed, friend.

Men rarely if ever dream up a god superior to themselves. Most gods have the manners and morals of a spoiled child.

Jill: 'I don't pay attention to politics.' Ben: 'You should. It's barely less important than your own heart beat.' Jill: 'I don't pay attention to that, either.'

If you wanted to teach a baby a lesson, would you cut its head off?

Premenstrual Syndrome: Just before their periods women behave the way men do all the time.

There is no such thing as 'social gambling.' Either you are there to cut the other bloke's heart out and eat it -- or you're a sucker. If you don't like this choice -- don't gamble.

The most important lesson in the writing trade is that any manuscript is improved if you cut away the fat.